des Posted March 4, 2005 Posted March 4, 2005 "I believe in the separation of church and hate" (I really like this one and I would put one on my car, somewhere between "Jimmy Buffett for President" and "My Pembroke Welsh Corgi is smarter than your honor student" :-)) Picture of flag: "this is not a religious symbol". "Don't pray in my school or I will think in your church". (All this talk of how prayer is illegal in public schools though. NO way, I bet that there is more prayer during final exam week than at the average Christian church. :-)) "WWJB: Who Would Jesus Bomb?" One that is really puzzling the heck out of me, as I see it every week: "We love our pastors". Hey, we really really like our pastor too-- could say we love him. But I couldn't imagine a bumper sticker on it. I think UCC is a bit too congregational for that type of thing. After all, we're pastors too, what would we say "We love us, we're pastors!" :-) We do have one with the name of our church, the UCC symbol, and the statement "Ask me about my church". Yikes, I wouldn't want to imagine the questions, esp after the bouncer ads. The battle of the bumper stickers continues... --des Quote
des Posted March 12, 2005 Author Posted March 12, 2005 Well it isn't a bumper sticker, but I was amused anyway. On The News Hour on PBS, these two columnists talk at the end of the program on Fridays. I think the more liberal of the two (Mark Shields) said, "Bolton on the UN, that would be like Mary Baker Eddy as Surgeon General". :-) --des Quote
ArmadilloUCC Posted March 14, 2005 Posted March 14, 2005 My bumper stickers: --- UCC symbol with "to belive is to care, to care is to do" ---- rainbow christian fish ---- Howard Dean for America (yes it's out of date, no i'm not taking it off) On my truck I have ---- a rainbow striped cowboy Stickers that I'd like to have ---- "the religious right can have my gun when they take it from my cold dead gay left-wing hands " (not very christian, but sure to raise a few eyelids) ---- "No Farms No Food" --- Irish, Scottish, and German flags --- A Civil War battlefield preservation society stickers with crossed 1860's U.S. and confederate flags ---- "Around here, stock means animals, not Wall Street" I think a couple of these I might have to make myself at StickerJunky Quote
Guest jeep Posted March 21, 2005 Posted March 21, 2005 To All: To live now and enrich future living is the "meaning of life". Future living, means all that can be enriched by this present living.The only future living that can be enriched by the full quality of our living is the divine life as subsequent to the present. My reward is to serve God knowingly. Thus the present self has its reward. ---Charles Hartshorne, Philosopher Jeep Quote
AletheiaRivers Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 I saw a really cool bumpersticker yesterday. I can't do it justice here because it was just one word - "COEXIST" - but it was the way in which it was written that was so cool. The C was the half moon of, is it, Islam? The O was the peace sign. The E was normal I think. The X was the star of David. The I was normal, but the dot was the yin/yang symbol. The S was normal. The T was of course a cross. I've never seen this before. It was way cool. Here is one link, but it's different than the one I saw: Co-Exist Here is the one I saw: Co-Exist Quote
Cynthia Posted March 25, 2005 Posted March 25, 2005 That is fabulous! I also liked this one: We are not human beings having a spiritual experience, we are spiritual beings having a human experience. Quote
FredP Posted March 25, 2005 Posted March 25, 2005 That is fabulous! I also liked this one: We are not human beings having a spiritual experience, we are spiritual beings having a human experience. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I believe this is Teilhard de Chardin. Or at least something much like it comes from him. Quote
WindDancer Posted March 25, 2005 Posted March 25, 2005 Hey, I loved the "coexist" sticker. Could make that on the computer easy enough. Just find the symbols, which is probably easy enough to do on the net. Is there anything you (anybody) would change on that sticker? The paganism symbol was hard for me to read as an "s" on that one. I liked both the peace symbol and the yin/yang symbol for the "o." Quote
Cynthia Posted March 25, 2005 Posted March 25, 2005 Wind - it's even easier... go to the site, left click (at least it worked on the first one) on the picture, and choose "save". There it is! I also saved "God Hates Shrimp"... I love it when it comes up on the screensaver Quote
AletheiaRivers Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 Here's a new one. It's not even close to being Christian or religious in any way, but I liked it. Bumper Butt Quote
Cynthia Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 "I'm looking forward to the RAPTURE. Then we liberals will have the earth to ourselves." Quote
BrotherRog Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 I have the following "progressive" stickers on the back of my car: Christian, not closed-minded And I have placed a Jesus fish emblem and a Darwin fish emblem on the center of my bumper, facing each other, lip to lip, "kissing". : ) Quote
Cynthia Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 Fabulous fish placement! In the South, we have some awesome billboards too - my favorite is: "That love thy neighbor stuff, I meant that -God" Quote
FredP Posted May 9, 2005 Posted May 9, 2005 And I have placed a Jesus fish emblem and a Darwin fish emblem on the center of my bumper, facing each other, lip to lip, "kissing". I used to have a fish and a yin-yang on opposite sides of my car until I discovered someone had gone and ripped the yin-yang off. I really need to replace that... I can appreciate the Darwin fish and all, but I opted not to put it on my car because it tends to be viewed (and intended) as a joke, and I don't want people thinking my Christian fish is a joke as well. Quote
TheMeekShall Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 A joke? I just think of it as a gentle way of saying Christianity and rationality are compatable. Quote
fervid ro Posted May 19, 2005 Posted May 19, 2005 in the event of the rapture can I have your car? Quote
October's Autumn Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 I want one along the lines of "Straight person for Gay Marriage" Quote
flowperson Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 "I never thought I'd wish Nixon were president" flow.... Quote
October's Autumn Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 "I never thought I'd wish Nixon were president" flow.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ROFLing Quote
des Posted May 24, 2006 Author Posted May 24, 2006 I just saw one that totally shocked me: God is my pilot. Or something like that. It's supposed to be "Dog is my co-pilot". I think the guy has dyslexia. :-) --des Quote
luthitarian Posted June 2, 2006 Posted June 2, 2006 I just saw one that totally shocked me: God is my pilot. Or something like that. It's supposed to be "Dog is my co-pilot". I think the guy has dyslexia. :-) --des <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Shouldn't that be "Pontius is my Pilate?" God is my navigator (and I think she's lost, too.) Quote
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