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How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten.

 

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.

 

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.

 

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

 

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness.

 

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb.

 

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a stepladder under the banner 'Bulb Accomplished.'

 

7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally 'in the dark' the whole time.

 

8. One to viciously smear No. 7.

 

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.

 

And finally,

 

10. One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the entire country.

 

 

 

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--des

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Sadly I can't. Or maybe I could, given how things go around in email. :-)

There was a story awhile ago of a graduation address that was ascribed to a third

rate (imo) journalist/commentator in the Chicago Tribune. It stuck around awhile, went

around the earth a few times, and was finally connected to Kurt Vonnegut or something.

It made more sense.

 

So yeah, I wrote it. :-)

I esp. like the thing about blame it on Clinton.

 

 

--des

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