The Bible is too easy of an answer. I do read the Tao te Ching from time to time. Could it be something I read on my laptop? If so, a CD complied by www.accesstoinsight.org calld "A Handful of Leaves: Readings in Theravada Buddhism".
Since XA already took the "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll lollipop?" I guess I have to ask something else.
Three part question/assignment
Part 1: Tell us about you first kiss.
Part 2: Tell us about your most embarrasing kiss (or attempt at)
Part 3: Tell us about your most memoriable kiss