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Posted 04 August 2007 - 10:09 PM
OK Here's one I've heard recently.
What's the difference between a blues musician and a jazz musician?
A blues musician plays three chords for a thousand people, a jazz musician plays a thousand chords for three people .
I know some people might not like that joke but I thought it was kind of funny.
MOW
What's the difference between a blues musician and a jazz musician?
A blues musician plays three chords for a thousand people, a jazz musician plays a thousand chords for three people .
I know some people might not like that joke but I thought it was kind of funny.
MOW
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Posted 08 August 2007 - 07:36 PM
You're welcome Jen.
How about one more I heard at church.
A minister wanted the older members of the congregation to start thinking more about the "hereafter". He spoke to one senior sister and said"You all need to start thinking about the hereafter". The women replied "Reverend, I 'm always thinking about the hereafter. Whenever I go into a room I'm thinking "What am I here after."
MOW
How about one more I heard at church.
A minister wanted the older members of the congregation to start thinking more about the "hereafter". He spoke to one senior sister and said"You all need to start thinking about the hereafter". The women replied "Reverend, I 'm always thinking about the hereafter. Whenever I go into a room I'm thinking "What am I here after."
MOW
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Posted 16 October 2007 - 07:18 PM
A son asks his father if he can start using the car more often. The father said, "I'll give you 3 weeks to improve your grades, get a haircut, and read your Bible more often."
3 weeks later, the father and son talk again. The son says, "I've done what you asked and I would like to borrow the car now.
The father says, "I've noticed you've been coming to church on time and you've been reading your Bible, but you still haven't cut your hair.
The son replies, "I've been thinking while I've been reading the Bible. All the men in the Bible had long hair, including Jesus."
The father replied, "Did you also notice they walked everywhere they went?"
3 weeks later, the father and son talk again. The son says, "I've done what you asked and I would like to borrow the car now.
The father says, "I've noticed you've been coming to church on time and you've been reading your Bible, but you still haven't cut your hair.
The son replies, "I've been thinking while I've been reading the Bible. All the men in the Bible had long hair, including Jesus."
The father replied, "Did you also notice they walked everywhere they went?"
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Posted 25 May 2008 - 08:50 PM
OK here's one I heard recently.
A couple in their early sixties were at a restaurant celebrating 40 years of marriage . All of a sudden a fairy appears at the table and says," In honor of your 40 years commitment to each other I'll grant each of you one wish".
The woman says" I want to sail around the world with my wonderful husband". Immediatly two tickets on a luxury ocean liner appeared in her hand. The fairy and the woman turned to the man who says "That's all very romantic, but I wish for a wife 30 years younger than myself . The woman and the fairy looked at each other . The fairy waved her wand and the man instantly became 92 years old.
MOW
A couple in their early sixties were at a restaurant celebrating 40 years of marriage . All of a sudden a fairy appears at the table and says," In honor of your 40 years commitment to each other I'll grant each of you one wish".
The woman says" I want to sail around the world with my wonderful husband". Immediatly two tickets on a luxury ocean liner appeared in her hand. The fairy and the woman turned to the man who says "That's all very romantic, but I wish for a wife 30 years younger than myself . The woman and the fairy looked at each other . The fairy waved her wand and the man instantly became 92 years old.
MOW
This post has been edited by MOW: 25 May 2008 - 08:51 PM