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Note from Jen: I'm a channeller, and this means it's possible for me to pick up messages from more than one guardian angel, not just Jesus. I've had the great pleasure and honour to talk to various other guardian angels over the past few years.

This morning, while I was making coffee and talking to Jesus, I started to pick up the lament of somebody else's guardian angel. I say "lament," because this particular gentleman of the quantum variety was very upset. I thought I would pass on his thoughts. First, though, I thought I'd try to get a name for this angel. Names of angels are quite difficult sometimes -- at least they are for me. But this particular angel is the senior guardian for a male reader of this site. So here goes: it's a message for you, my human friend.

"I sigh once again. I sigh a lot these days. I am standing at a smorgasbord, a huge buffet of spiritual delights. I standing with my friends, old, older, and very, very old. We are waving flags. We are ringing bells. We are sounding claxons. There are wonderful dishes for you to share in, wonderful moments for you to experience, but none of you are standing in line at this end of the table. There's a huge line-up, a sea of desperate human beings at the far end of the table where we put out a slender repast in centuries long gone. The pickings there are so slim! And up here, at this end of the table, we have joy! And companionship -- deep, true, lasting, trusting companionship that withstands all trials and difficulties. We have capitalism, of the 'kind and gentle' variety (where you lovingly pay taxes as part of the fiscal system). We have parents who actually love and care for their children, and lovingly shepherd them towards their true, full, DIVINE potential. And so much compassion!

This is the express line, up here where we're waving the flags and sounding the trumpets of divine joy. All you have to do to get into this line is to ASK GOD WHAT IT MEANS -- WHAT IT REALLY MEANS -- TO LOVE YOUR GOD AND TO LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR AS YOURSELF.

We can't help noticing you're willing to try any stupid diet book somebody sells. You would rather stand on your head to eat a grapefruit than love your God and love your neighbour as yourself. The path to salvation is not lined with grapefruits. Or fad anything. Your hope and your peace is right up here -- where we, the angels, are willing, able, and quite desperate to show you how to love your God and love your neighbour.

If you truly believe in the core teachings of our dear friend, our beloved Jesus and his beloved Jen, then you must stand at this end of the table.

Our friend Jen is standing at this end of the table, and she's here because she asked to be and she wants to be here and she wants to be the best person she's capable of being, and so must you do the same. You are fully equal to all of us (equal to all angels, that is). You are not lesser. You are not inferior. But you are soooooooo stubborn. And you are so unwilling to trust our ability to forgive your past errors. And we are sick, sick, sick to death of your stalling. There's only one path. That path is the path clearly laid out by Jesus -- love your God and love your neighbour as yourself. Not be your neighbour. Not covet your neighbour's abilities or stuff. Just honour and respect each other -- for all our sakes.

Thank you.

Love from a dark-haired turbanned angelic dude."